Who are you people?

So I get these reports from Sitemeter, right? And I couldn't be bothered to turn them off even though I haven't written anything here for over 8 months. Sometimes I accidently click on the messages when I'm sorting through my yahoo mail and every time I do, it tells me I'm getting like, two clicks a day. I find this astonishing! I'm noticing that most of the people who land here do so accidently and they don't stay long. But some people regularly check in to see if I've extricated my cranium from my gluteous maximus yet. Well, you people are insane if you think that's ever going to happen, but I do love you for checking. I might not be done here after all.